Let me take a moment and explain.
Yeah....
...So I think I'm addicted to hand sanitizer. I find myself putting it on every few minutes when there's a bottle laying around. I don't know if its the:
"I just successfully killed 99.99% of hand bacteria(leaving the remaining .01% of bacateria to be left without competition, and hence successfully evolving and morphing into a super bug that will probably be the downfall to our current civilization)" feeling I get. Yeah...I know....how ironic.
-OR-
Maybe its the possibility that the Chinese have come up with a way for creating a similar ingredient to that of MSG ("mmmmmmmmm Sesame Chicken" in a Homer Simpson like voice) that can be used in topical hand sanitizers. Dang them!!! Everytime I drive by Hunan City in Payson(which is daily I might add) I hear an evil Chinese Jed-like voice in the back of my mind pleading his case that a to-go order of the special of the day will in no-wise hurt my health and will only bring a sense of "Zen" into my life. Does anyone know, is the concept of "Zen" originate in China? How about the word "tangent"?
Either way, I think I'm seeing the early stages of OCD happening.
Gotta run...
...I need to go, I haven't counted how many Q-tips are left in the box for over a week. We wouldn't want to all of sudden be found in a state of "ear uncleanliness" emergency.
Question: In what ways do you think you might be a little OCD?
3 comments:
You are so funny. I love your blog.
Ha, Ha Jed you are great! I myself am addicted to hand sanitizer and have one in each room of my house. I also feel like the more it burns, the cleaner my hands are?!? I am currently seeing a counselor for this :).
Oh Jedalina,
I know what you are going through.
Me, myself and I have OCD like behavior. Looking in any mirror that my cross my path. Most the time I'm O.K. with what is looking back, but oh, some mornings..... scary!!!
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